Shake's Social: Blog Thy Heart Out (Getting Things Off My Chest)

Getting Things Off My Chest

Blog Post By Prince Hamlet

Hey guys, it's Hamlet. I know that this is sort of a complete abuse of the blog, but I'm seriously going through a rough patch and need to rant. I don't have a lot of people in my life that I can turn to with this information, so I was hoping you'd be able to maybe give me some much needed advice. Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.

Okay, so like, a lot of weird stuff has been going on since the last time I was on this blog. For those of you who haven't been keeping up on my socials, my father had recently passed away. He "died in his sleep", apparently, and I'll explain what I mean by "apparently" in just a second.

Oh, by the way, speaking of my socials, if you aren't already following me on them and don't know what they are, here's a list of them:

• Twitter: @PrinceHamletOfficial
• Instagram: iamprincehamlet
• Snapchat: PrinceHamlet1599
• TikTok: @PrinceHamlet99

Anyways, almost IMMEDIATELY after my father died, my mother remarried. My father's body wasn't even cold yet before that happened! And to make things worst, she married my UNCLE of all people! Who does that?! Is that even legal in Denmark?!? Maybe in Alabama that's okay, but in Denmark? Absolutely disgusting! Now, not only is he married to my mother (his sister), but now he rules all of Denmark.

Oh, and remember when I said my father apparently "died in his sleep"? Yeah, well, I don't buy it. Not only is my uncle showing up and marrying my mother right after my father's death incredibly suspect, but my father told me himself.

I swear to God himself that I'm not crazy. PLEASE HEAR ME OUT.

Last night, the literal ghost of my father appeared before me! He explained to me that my uncle poisoned him in his sleep, all so he could claim the throne! THE MAN HIMSELF CONFIRMED TO ME MY OWN SNEAKING SUSPICIONS!

Oh and if you still don't believe me, Horatio and some of the guards around here can definitely vouch for me. They too have seen the ghost of my father wandering the castle ground. Hell, Horatio himself was the first one to bring this to my attention.

So, like... now do you see why I had to rant about all this? What the hell is my next move? What does someone do in this kind of situation? Dead father, incestuous mother and uncle, and FREAKING GHOSTS?!?!

If any of you have any good suggestions for how I should handle things moving forward, PLEASE reach out to me. My life is on a downward spiral, and I just need some guidance in these trying times. I seriously mean it when I say I'll do anything to make things go back to normal.

ANYTHING.